You know what really grinds my gears?

Ok, so you're overweight and ugly. You walk down the hall to the classroom where your next class is. There are 15 people sitting in the room, and the lights are off. What do you do?

A. Sit your ass down
B. Turn the lights on, then sit down

You see, if there are 15 people in the room, and all 15 of those people chose not to turn the lights on, it's because they don't want the damn things on. It's not because you're the only one with fingers chubby enough to flip the switch. It's because it's early, and we don't want the damn florescent lights blinding us.

So stop it.