Eric The Great

I met someone who was criminally insane once. I was at this concert down in Clifton at Bogarts, and I went with a group that included some of my friends friends, people I hadn't met before. This one guy who looked scottish or something, covered in shaggy red hair, had come with them, and brought a 'gauntlet'. It was this giant metal fist-glove, all spiked and shit, like a fucking death knight would wear, and somebody asks about it and he says to us, 'I like it hit people with it'. He then proceeds to piss off like, everyone in the audience, because word of the fucking gauntlet psycho travels fast, let me promise you that. And that is the story about why I hate people with red hair.