Peanits

Ever have a really great idea, and it's so freakin' wonderful, and then you write it down, and you realize you're a complete ass?

Stupid Bumper Sticker

I don't seem them as much anymore, but I still see them. Those bumper stickers from September 11th that say 'We will never forget!' and have an eagle or some shit on them. Now, not to say that it's a good thing to forget the lives lost on that day, or the heroes who gave their lives, or just made the effort to do something great, and we shouldn't forget the mistakes made by the Bush administration, both in terms of causing the disaster, and failing to prevent it, but come on. We will never forget? Doesn't that kinda mean the terrorist people get what they wanted? That they would have a permanent and memorable impact on us? So driving around with a bumper sticker that says 'we will never forget' is kinda like having one that says 'the terrorists succeeded'.

Anyway, it's just a minor thing. Like I said there are valid arguments behind the statement, but I think they are outweighed by the blatantly obvious interpretation of the sentence. Just something I thought up.

You know what really grinds my gears?

Ok, so you're overweight and ugly. You walk down the hall to the classroom where your next class is. There are 15 people sitting in the room, and the lights are off. What do you do?

A. Sit your ass down
B. Turn the lights on, then sit down

You see, if there are 15 people in the room, and all 15 of those people chose not to turn the lights on, it's because they don't want the damn things on. It's not because you're the only one with fingers chubby enough to flip the switch. It's because it's early, and we don't want the damn florescent lights blinding us.

So stop it.

Ku Klux Klan, Buy it on Ebay

I stole this from WTF, but they just had the link anyway. I present it here:

http://www.wiinis.com/kk.jpg