Sunday, October 12, 2008

Economic Status Report: Market Crash

It is no shock to most people that the stock market is totally fucked. We've had Bush for 8 years, after all. But while most people are running around like idiots, worrying about money and retirement, they ignore one of the strongest fundaments of our society: The market is bad, so instead of saving your money, go buy some shit.

That's right. There has never been a better time in history to just buy shit. I mean, what else are you going to do with the money? Lose it? Here are some things I plan to buy, while there's nothing better to do with money:
iPod Touch
Canon Rebel XSi
Nike Shox with Nike + iPod

I encourage you to make your own list, then go buy stuff. You're going to die soon.

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