I think most inventions happen in parallel. For example, once everyone heard that people were trying to fly, everyone with an IQ over 120 probably figured out how to do so. Now, that doesn't necessarily mean everyone built an airplane. Fuck. Who had airplane parts at that time? Nobody. BUT... the idea was probably not all that unique. To that effect, I present you with the following.
Tonight, I was at a party, where an invention of mine appeared totally out of the blue: Flip-Cup Survivor.
Flip-Cup Survivor is where two teams play flip-cup, like normal, but the loosing team has to vote one person off their team, leaving them with one less person. Then, the additional cup must be claimed by someone on the team. I invented this game earlier this year, although as I have said, I'm sure others have invented it also.
The primary advantage of flip-cup survivor is that people get to yell about survivor while the game is going on, and during, and after someone is being voted off. Additional advantages include the teams having to drink more as people are voted off. If, for example, two teams of 8 start out playing, and each team, purely by chance, ends up voting off 7 people, then by the last round, each person is drinking 8x the amount a normal person would drink. Which totally enhances the drinking game.
So... there you have it. Go forth and drink. Unless you already are in this manner, in which case fuck you, because I've been playing ping-pang-pong since you were swimming around in somebody's nut sack. And you're ugly.
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