Thursday, December 06, 2007

Note to Self

I don't remember being younger than 11 really, but I think I was afraid of dogs when I was really little. This makes sense, because they have teeth and bite you, which is how they kill. I think I got over this because my parents got a dog for us, which was half Boxer and half Rotweiler. Her name was Sophie, and she was like, 100 pounds. So now when people think their scrawny little pitbull is all fierce, I put them in their place by grabbing it, and punching it in the face.

So note to self: when I have kids, I have to get a big-ass scary dog for them.

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