The Fall of Bees, The Power of Gaia

There's been a lot of buzz (a pun!) in the new lately about problems with bees not being able to find flowers and such, and not pollinating things. Well I've got news for you, people. This is just a scare tactic by the liberal media to get you to pony up big bucks for old' uncle oil. And no, I don't know what that means.

You see, the way life evolved on this planet, is God created everything about 200 years ago. And it wasn't a rush job either. He took 6 days, and then smoked a doob on the 7th day. So he thought this through really well. You see, contrary to what you may have been taught in school, bees aren't actually the only creature that pollinate things. That's right. Bears do too. You see, if a bear walks by a flower, it can rub all up on it, and get pollen. Then it walks by another flower, and does some rubbing again, and boom, there's your pollination. Problem solved.