I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND, I WILL CONTINUE PERFORMING AMAZING FEATS. NEVER BEFORE HAS A MOUTH WASH BEEN ABLE TO LAST MORE THAN 12 HOURS. 12 HOURS, A MAGICAL BARRIER BETWEEN WHICH MOUTHWASH CAN NOT PENETRATE. MOUTH WASH COULD BE MADE, AND IT COULD BE MADE FOR OVERNIGHT, OR IT COULD BE MADE FOR 12 HOURS, BUT NEVER MORE. IT IS MY INTENTION TO BREAK THIS BARRIER, ONCE AND FOR ALL, SO THAT MOUTHWASH MAY LAST ANY AMOUNT OF TIME, BEYOND 12 HOURS, BEYOND 24 HOURS, BEYOND 48 HOURS, AND INTO THE FUTURE!!! MOUTHWASH MAY EVEN BECOME PERMANENT, WHICH WOULD BE HAVING YOUR TEETH REMOVED, AND PEPPERMINTS PUT IN THERE, BUT EVEN THAT WOULD ONLY LAST UNTIL YOU DROOLED ALL UP THE PEPPERMINTS, SO WE'RE NOT QUITE THERE YET, ARE WE?
THIS FEAT WILL BENEFIT ALL OF MANKIND, AND I WILL GIVE OF IT COMPLETELY FREELY.
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