Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Theorem 1.0

My work is generally overlooked by the scientific community, but I think I've hit paydirt this time. I present to you, Theorem 1.0, The Sum Of Bugs:

Theorem 1.0, The Sum Of Bugs:
The sum of a set of n bugs is equal to the number of the largest bugs.

Example 1:
There are 10 ants in a jar. All the ants are of equal size. The sum of those bugs is 10.

Example 2:
There are 9 ants and one spider in a jar. The spider is larger than the ants, so the sum of the bugs is 1. This is because the larger bug, the spider, will consolidate the smaller bugs into its own bug body.

Example 3:
There are 3 ants, 2 spiders, and one big ugly bug with 2 sets of wings and big jointed legs in a jar. Since the largest bug is the big ugly one, and there is only one of them, the sum of those bugs is 1. This is because the spiders will consolidate the ants into their bodies, and the big ugly bug will consolidate the spiders into its body.

The implications of this theorem are far reaching, from space exploration, to medicine, and bug-studies, but mainly bug-studies. If anyone runs a reputable scientific publication and needs some filler, let me know.

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